Hi Subie Sue...

Whatever you do, whatever is going on, prioritise pleasure

Love where you live

Rainford

Great town, befitting of a great lady!! Ashton>>>>>

Peugeot still there hon, what you got these days?

Wigan (I know!)

(well it's me home town innit!)

The Road to Wigan Pier

Wigan Town Centre

Or I've found us a nice secluded cottage where we could do some skinny dipping maybe! 

What's going on 'ere then hon...

I watched 'What's Going On' by 4 Non Blondes (Linda Perry pretty awesome eh!) but it was accidentally on 0.75 speed, think you'd like hon! Same pitch as original, just smoother, take a listen (on 0.75x...(behind the settings cog))!

Ah, you can't change the settings playback speed here, so here's the link to the YouTube version where you can...(as I'm sure you know)

https://youtu.be/6NXnxTNIWkc?si=bLirjV3mpxvFHD9P

Crap pics of me

(soz)

Some stranger famously overheard at BWFC by a friend of mine 'I fuckin' hate that Simon Le Bon bastard!' Ha ha!

About when I moved to London hon

About 2009 

About 2010 - I'll show you with some Sauv or Champagne one day...now I've been given the ok to drink mindfully in future, hence my 'value' at the bottom of the page

About 2013

About 2016 - and soz again hon!

Both about 2018

About 2020

2020 too hon?

Mid-life Medical

So, my mid-life check-up last week...not bad!

Lungs operating at 99% despite the odd fag. 

Saturations perfect (whatever that means). 

BP 117/68. 

Liver function as good as any 60yo could hope for. No signs of any damage whatsoever despite being nicknamed 'Boozer' from aged about 20 or so!

Urine/faeces samples clear (sorry!)

Full body MRI scan showed nothing untoward. 

Brain function perfectomundo. 

4 ECGs showing heart like a 20yo. Heart rate perfect. 

BMI slightly high, cholesterol slightly high. 

The nurse said I should take up marathon running...loooool. Nah...me legs couldn't take it...only legacy of Peyronies left is I don't run about anymore really (walk just fine mind!), but all good otherwise! Quite pleased.

Some more bits and bobs

Th'inge!

Liverpool - nice pic this one - not one of mine tho. I have got loads of good ones mind...

Another 'not mine'...I'll add some of me own soon

Your chosen colours...I think the maroon/purple is richer than the purple background to this page, waddya reckon (this is #ENDALZ purple, hence not quite as rich).

Some pics of you...

Remember I only did these pics on Sat, after the 'Alice' thing hon...see what the girls think will ya pls? (hence the size)

You in Cape Verde?

Or that lane in Liverpool above....(dunno 'bout her weird face mind!)

Or in Paris with the girls?

Or skiing at Houghwood (we should go there for lunch!)

Or prepping some opium! 

This one's real hon - and prob cost £3-5k for model and photographer - pah, not worth it really eh...prob worth it now, I'm not keen on the  AI ones hence gonna use the 'easy' route we discussed hon...

But give AI another year....all will be v different, as per the phone translation thing below.

Think I'll start on ones without a person in 'em...or just from behind maybe - like the last one above...oil painting style but still showing off the bag reasonably well...kinda works ok. 

That's about the lot

Sorry about all those pics of me hon...this is taken from the page I did for 'Alice' as you know haha...those scammers...had them running scared in the end...cost me exactly zip all and I've changed my card details which was incredibly easy with Chase - blummin good bank I tell ya - took 5 minutes. 

They don't put the card number on the card so if it does need to be changed, it's very easy to do so  - all same account number etc, just a different card number now. 

Twas fun needling those twats tho! 

'Alice' barely crosses my mind now - never met her, hence don't know her, hence no worries! (my first rule in 'Relationships' section on the thoughts page - you should take another look - not the bit about domains, all the stuff that follows re doing French and German in school etc - is it really useful now? 

Given that I think you'll be able to ring someone in France in about two years - you speak English - they hear you in French, and vice versa...so if you ever see two people stood in front of each other but apparently talking to each other on the phone, you'll know why! 

Lots of new bits tho - the Rainford pics - the AI women, tweaked 4 Non Blondes and all the stuff from 'my mid-life medical' thing, lots more above...hope you liked it!!

Much better to use this page properly now too....

Lovely  pic of you and Ben hon... 

Did you check out the brand values below hon? V greyed out - just below my pic...look up altruism, it's nice - lemme know! 

And now you can play with me dot again, ha ha...................

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